By: MICHAEL KLITZING - Staff Writer
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Remember that episode of "Seinfeld" where Jerry and the gang buy a big-screen TV as a wedding present for The Drake, only to have the nuptials get called off? If any Chargers officials are surfing for late-night syndicated sitcoms any time soon, they'll no doubt be able to relate.
Hate The Drake!
Hate The Seau!
Junior Seau played the Chargers and their fans for fools last week by returning from "retirement" to sign with the New England Patriots not even a week after allowing the Bolts to give him a feel-good farewell bash. Instead of riding off gracefully into the sunset, the Oceanside High graduate decided to join an AFC foe that may well face the Chargers in the playoffs.
"I think that would be a delight for Rodney (Harrison) and I," Seau told reporters on Friday when asked about that scenario.
"It would make for a great story, anyway."
Yeah. Great.
Makes you wonder how long this story has been in the works. After welcoming Seau onto the grounds at Chargers Park on Monday, it might be wise for the Bolts to make sure all play books are accounted for.
While I'm sure the team's secrets are, in fact, secure, the Chargers did lose a whole lot of face in this fiasco.
Let's go back to that ceremony. The team brought in Dick Enberg and other dignitaries to toast the once-great linebacker, allowing him and his scores of local admirers to reach a point of closure. Here's guessing many of those same admirers now feel deceived.
The Chargers Hall of Fame even waived its waiting period to induct Seau into its ranks this year. That was supposed to happen at halftime of the Nov. 5 game against the Browns. Maybe now they can book Up With People or that Frisbee-catching dog as a replacement.
It's hard to rip a guy for wanting one last chance at securing a Super Bowl ring, so Seau's decision to take the Patriots up on their offer is perfectly acceptable. But it's the fact that he let the Chargers throw him an elaborate retirement bash when he hadn't ruled out playing elsewhere that is bound to ruffle some feathers.
Common courtesy would seem to necessitate a thank you and an apology from Seau to the Chargers and the fans he allowed to fawn all over him last week. Hasn't happened yet.
Word of warning Junior: Football fans have long memories. So do team executives, who don't take kindly to being made to look foolish.
Hope you enjoyed that ceremony. It'll be the last one you get around here for quite some time.
Contact staff writer Michael Klitzing at mklitzing@nctimes.com. To comment, go to nctimes.com.


